i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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