Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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