She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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