6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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