Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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