So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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