He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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