Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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