Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I think people are normalizing furries
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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