We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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