I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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