he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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