I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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