You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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