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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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