So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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