Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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