You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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