Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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