I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
