I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Randomize
