Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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