u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
So many bounce houses so little time
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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