You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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