My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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