I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
