We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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