So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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