oh god the rape fog is back!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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