And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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