garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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