You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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