'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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