Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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