I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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