It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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