I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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