oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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