Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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