How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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