I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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