Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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