No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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