have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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