It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Small penises have feelings too.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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