Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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