I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Threesome in a minivan. New low
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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