lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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