She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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