I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize