Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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