I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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