turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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