She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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