this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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