one two three fourrrrnication!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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