glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
