Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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