He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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