i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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